The university continues its annual disappointing tradition.

If you’re suffering from OWFOMO (O-Week Fear of Missing Out), I’m here to inoculate you. As you may know, the price of ACCESS cards has decreased from Utterly Bankrupting to I Guess I Could Lease An Organ Out. The benefit of buying a new ACCESS card this year was that I got to pick up…

A quick and dirty guide to university.

Patrick Morrow is a friend, foe and face of the University of Sydney Union

Justin Pen reports on procedural failings in the advertisement of 2015 O-Week director positions.

A letter from Alisha Aitken-Radburn.

The who, what and why of campus groups you need to learn to love or hate (but probably hate). Illustrations by Madeleine Pfull.

Adam Disney introduces you to some of the finest characters on campus.

To the first years hurriedly buying their entire textbook list, welcome to Honi Soit. In two weeks time, when you’re as disillusioned with the whole charade as the rest of us, we’ll be here for you. To those already accustomed to the droning whimper of university-life, welcome home. Two simple extensions, a kebab, and a…

Michael Richardson is poor, promise.